***OFFICIAL: PRESIDENT JOSEPH R. BIDEN THREAD***

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  1. skiing311

    skiing311 Well-Known Member

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    “Basketball ring” is all you need to know about Ted Cruz. Just a complete dolt.

     
  2. skiing311

    skiing311 Well-Known Member

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    Just one small problem, Ted. One does not need a roller-bag suitcase for one change of clothes. I call bullshit.
     
  3. skiing311

    skiing311 Well-Known Member

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    I guess my dad wasn’t a good dad because he never dropped everything to take me to Cancun when I asked. Ha
     
  4. TiCal

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    Threw his wife, dad and daughters all under the bus. Lyin’ Ted!
     
  5. Sharkey

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    Truly one of the worst people alive.
     
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    Terrible sense of fashion as well.

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  7. MargeInTheLargin

    MargeInTheLargin Well-Known Member

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    Obviously it's bullshit. He, somehow, did not expect to be photographed at the airport and since he's been "busted" he's making up shit. I don't know how old his girls are or whatever but I gotta think if they're just going to Cancun that they aren't small children and did not need him to oddly chaperone them on a plane trip to just come back.
     
  8. The Great Danton

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    I came here to pist that he would definitely say he flew down to get them “settled in.”
     
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    Just saw this on Facebook lolz. Hilarious if true.

    "The wildest thing about Ted Cruz fleeing to Mexico during a state of emergency in Texas is that he was slamming a Cup O’ Noodles in the United Lounge."
     
  10. The Great Danton

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    There’s a paper trail.
     
  11. The Great Danton

    The Great Danton Well-Known Member

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    He’s probably cheap af. Maybe that’s another indicator of a fascist? Eating shitty food when money’s no object? Trump eats steak with ketchup....Cup o Ted, etc.
     
  12. Ron Swanson's Mustache

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    Blaming his daughters is some bitch shit. Guaranteed this is all bullshit. Let's see your original roundtrip flight itinerary, Ted.
     
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    Exactly. I’m sure he purchased his return flight ticket today and had originally planned to stay longer.
     
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  14. The Great Danton

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    Actually there’s already evidence lol...his fully packed suitcase haha

    Do you always pack that heavy for an 11 hour trip?
     
  15. TiCal

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    Look at the shame walk by this piece of shite. Fucking hilarious he’s trying to play this off as being a good dad


     
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    Haha, but he missed an opportunity for bonus points if he had called it a 3-foot "basketball ring."

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    These memes are gold.
     
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