NEW 2020 ALBUM THREAD MUSTARD CUNTS

Discussion in 'Album Chat' started by DRscottrun311, Jan 3, 2020.

  1. Tomato-Kun

    Tomato-Kun Well-Known Member

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    I don't want to know why.
     
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  2. run_for_the_sea_

    run_for_the_sea_ Well-Known Member

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    Fair. Just always get your piercings done professionally.
     
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  3. Skywarp

    Skywarp Well-Known Member

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    YOU HAVEN’T SEEN THE LAST OF US!

    (thonk!)

    ....You’ve seen the last of us.
     
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  4. jukeboxgroove

    jukeboxgroove Well-Known Member

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  5. henster311

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    its my birthday today but id like to wish a hbd to some of the greats that i share it with

    jason bateman
    dave grohl
    ll cool j
    carl weathers
    andy rooney
    slick rick

    and benedict arnold
     
  6. jedi311

    jedi311 Well-Known Member

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    Happy birthday duder
     
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  7. Jerp Derp

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    Just booked my hotel for 311 Day =)

    Staying at Serene Resorts. A mile and a half away from Park Theater and it didn't break the bank.
     
  8. Juan Gris

    Juan Gris Well-Known Member

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    Happy Birthday, Andy "henster311" Rooney.

    My moment of birthday clarity was finding out Dennis Hopper was exactly 50 years older than me and Bob Saget 30 years. Really put things in perspective.
     
  9. robb

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    Yeah like how much creepier it would be if Bob Saget had sex with you when he was 40, versus when he was 50.
     
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  10. Juan Gris

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    You'd fuck Bob Saget to get that Dirty Work pillow talk information.
     
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  11. robb

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    Nah, I'm a "go big or go home" type of person. I would put all my effort into seducing Macdonald to get him to quote lines post-coitus. Not mid-coitus or it'd end too quickly.
     
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  12. Juan Gris

    Juan Gris Well-Known Member

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    I'm planning to go see Macdonald do stand-up here in Columbus on January 31. Wasn't going to go that far but I might bring a 2 dollar bill to have him sign and inscribe: "HERE'S YOUR 2 DOLLARS".
     
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  13. MargeInTheLargin

    MargeInTheLargin Well-Known Member

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    "I HATE that guy!"
     
  14. TresOnce'stylee

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    Did he say Abe Lincoln or Hey Blinkin?
     
  15. jedi311

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    Might try and do the NY and MA shows for Rammstein, any of you knuckleheads live out that way and wanna party
     
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  16. Skywarp

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    “He’s BLACK?!”
     
  17. skiing311

    skiing311 Well-Known Member

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    I guess no one’s coming…
     
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  18. skiing311

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    Oh, Master Robin! You’ve lost your arms in battle! But you grew some nice boobs.
     
  19. skiing311

    skiing311 Well-Known Member

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    And why not? It worked in Blazing Saddles. ;)
     
  20. Art Vandelay

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    Screw a new album, re-record grassroots.
     
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