Dear Dog Owners

Discussion in 'Fan Forum - Random Thoughts' started by larrydavid, Feb 19, 2021.

  1. Sharkey

    Sharkey Well-Known Member

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    lmao

    Some asswipe neighbour had a couple dogs that used both our yard and his neighbours yard, who was our next door neighbour as well as his dogs fetch place.

    He would let the things take a steamy, curly dump right on their lawn and ours during their time outside, not bat an eye nor pick the shit up during even when I and my family witnessed it happen, asked him kindly many times to pick it up after nieces and nephews had stepped in it several times over the months. He just got a kick out of being a lazy, passive aggressive asshole.

    My sister eventually hucked a fresh clod of it on his front door. The shits disappeared after that.

    Dude was the cuntiest of neighbours I’ve ever encountered. It was a miracle he made an effort to exercise the hounds in the first place. Those kinds of people can fuck right off.
     
  2. MargeInTheLargin

    MargeInTheLargin Well-Known Member

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    It's so crazy how many people just refuse to pick up their dog's shit in other people's yards. It's pathetic how often I've had neighbors come and thank me for actually pick up after my dog because of how many people just don't. One person told me he got so fed up of it that he picked some up after someone's dog and then went and left it all on that person's porch.
     
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  3. Sharkey

    Sharkey Well-Known Member

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    I’d do the same. Kind of like flicking fag ends on the pavement in front of your apartment block. No respect for everyone else or the community whatsoever. The world is their trash bin.
     
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  4. TiCal

    TiCal Well-Known Member

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    That’s something to complain about.
     
  5. Tomato-Kun

    Tomato-Kun Well-Known Member

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  6. TiCal

    TiCal Well-Known Member

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    It’s all going to lead to this...

     
  7. MargeInTheLargin

    MargeInTheLargin Well-Known Member

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    Oh dude, people with their goddamn cig butts (or the more medical term, "fag ends") drive me insane. I see this dude kind of on the outside of my subdivision who will be smoking a cig on his porch, then walk across the street to flick it into the grass over there. This place where I used to work had a break area where you couldn't walk more than like 10 steps without running into a bin for cigs with sand in it, but, people would walk right past those and flick them into the bushes before they walked back into the building. Like what the fuck? That's another one I'll never understand. I smoked cigs for a couple years in college and made it a point to never do that shit. It's not hard.
     
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  8. jukeboxgroove

    jukeboxgroove Well-Known Member

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    js311 Well-Known Member

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    L.D. was right.
    When they scooped up that shit ,there was residue aplenty.
     
  10. Tomato-Kun

    Tomato-Kun Well-Known Member

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    Birds use cigarette butts for their nests. They are insulation and parasite repellent. Birds love smokers that discard butts on the ground. Smokers helping out their little bird friends.
     
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  11. MargeInTheLargin

    MargeInTheLargin Well-Known Member

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    Nah
     
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  12. The Great Danton

    The Great Danton Well-Known Member

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    Please make more threads. I love making fun of terrible people.
     
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  13. TiCal

    TiCal Well-Known Member

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    It’s not that bad dude.

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  14. The Great Danton

    The Great Danton Well-Known Member

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  15. Running123

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    Related: dog owners annoy me when their dog is being aggressive or destructive, and they act like my discomfort/displeasure is silly or unreasonable.

    *dog barring it’s teeth at me*

    “Lol he’s just playing!”
     
  16. js311

    js311 Well-Known Member

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    Big yes to this.
    Two times, right after someone said “oh he doesn’t bite, and I replied , maybe he doesn’t bite you “
    I got bit.
     
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  17. Sharkey

    Sharkey Well-Known Member

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    A lot of dog owners should never own dogs.
     
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  18. logosteel

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    unrelated. I opened my basement door (Which leads to storm stairs) and some fucking dog has been shitting there for the last few days. So it went out of his way, to go to my back yard. Walk down steps. Take a shit by my basement door and leave.

    I'm with @larrydavid fuk 'um
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  19. RubADub

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    Dogs are overrated.
     
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  20. MargeInTheLargin

    MargeInTheLargin Well-Known Member

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    Your mother's boobs are overrated.
     

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