Dear Dog Owners

Discussion in 'Fan Forum - Random Thoughts' started by larrydavid, Feb 19, 2021.

  1. MargeInTheLargin

    MargeInTheLargin Well-Known Member

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    Are the people you're mad at picking up the shit or not? If they are picking it up, then this is a non issue. My dog has shit in my actual yard probably less than 10 times in the 7 years I've lived here. She always shits on walks even if it's directly across the street. I pick it up every time. No issue.
     
  2. larrydavid

    larrydavid Well-Known Member

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    I wouldn't be nearly as angry if they used the utility side of my yard (between the sidewalk and road), but these people walk 10ft into my yard next to my house.
     
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  3. The Great Danton

    The Great Danton Well-Known Member

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    I wish I knew where you lived. I’d buy 4 mastiffs and feed them like fucking kings and bring them over.
     
  4. larrydavid

    larrydavid Well-Known Member

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    I fully disagree. Shit residue gets left every time. Perhaps you're okay with shit residue in your yard, but I don't want to worry about stepping in shit every time I walk in my yard.
     
  5. The Great Danton

    The Great Danton Well-Known Member

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    Ok take it easy Shel Silverstein
     
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  6. TiCal

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  7. TiCal

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    Because clearly you understand how dogs buttholes work.
     
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  8. The Great Danton

    The Great Danton Well-Known Member

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    Dying
     
  9. TiCal

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    Holy fucking shit. IMPRESSIVE.
     
  10. MargeInTheLargin

    MargeInTheLargin Well-Known Member

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    Shit residue? haha ok man.
     
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  11. larrydavid

    larrydavid Well-Known Member

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    are you kidding? you can see brown residue all over the grass. perhaps these dogs have terrible diets?
     
  12. The Great Danton

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  13. MargeInTheLargin

    MargeInTheLargin Well-Known Member

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    It's my life's work
     
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  14. TiCal

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    What kind of dog did you have?
     
  15. The Great Danton

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  16. larrydavid

    larrydavid Well-Known Member

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    2 springer spaniels, 1 retriever
     
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  17. MargeInTheLargin

    MargeInTheLargin Well-Known Member

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    Yes it sounds like whatever dogs you're describing have constant diarrhea or something.
     
  18. The Great Danton

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    At least all dogs go to heaven. Would be extremely helpful after living with you.
     
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