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  1. jukeboxgroove
  2. TiCal
    TiCal
    Who... me?
  3. SlowCrates
    SlowCrates
    If I could accurately summarize my actual status in under 140 characters, without over-explaining myself, I would probably just want to say
  4. Ronnie
    Ronnie
    I'm Scoresman, dammit
    1. Art Vandelay likes this.
  5. Art Vandelay
  6. Art Vandelay
    Art Vandelay
    George is getting upset!
    1. Scott Dotterweich likes this.
  7. Art Vandelay
    Art Vandelay
    Jerry let’s face it. I’ve always been handicapped. I’m just now getting the recognition for it.
    1. Cleon likes this.
  8. Art Vandelay
    Art Vandelay
    When you look annoyed all the time, people think that your busy.
    1. Scott Dotterweich likes this.
  9. Art Vandelay
    Art Vandelay
    I was in the pool!! I was In the pool!!
    1. Scott Dotterweich likes this.
  10. CaptNugget
    CaptNugget
    Rockin' Out!
  11. CaptNugget
  12. Art Vandelay
    Art Vandelay
    Who buys an umbrella anyway? You can get them for free at the coffee shop in the metal cans.
  13. Art Vandelay
    Art Vandelay
    You know, if you take everything I've done in my entire life and condense it down into one day, it looks decent
  14. Art Vandelay
    Art Vandelay
    My life is the complete opposite of what I want it to be.
  15. Art Vandelay
    Art Vandelay
    I would drape myself in velvet if it were socially acceptable.
  16. Art Vandelay
    Art Vandelay
    I feel like my old self again. Totally inadequate, completely insecure, paranoid, neurotic. It’s a pleasure.
  17. Art Vandelay
    Art Vandelay
    Is it my imagination, or do really good looking women walk a lot faster than everyone else?
  18. Art Vandelay
    Art Vandelay
    If she can’t find me, she can’t break up with me...
  19. Art Vandelay
    Art Vandelay
    I’m much more comfortable criticizing people behind their backs.
  20. Art Vandelay
    Art Vandelay
    What’s so great about a mom and pop store? Let me tell you something, if my mom and pop ran a store I wouldn’t shop there.
    1. Cleon likes this.